Ms. FireStarter business...
19, Lover, Crazy & Curious
- Me: : *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
- Random Old Lady: : *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
- ROL: : Isn't he a little old for you?
- Me: : Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
- Dad: : *chokes into his drink*
- ROL: : You should respect your elders.
- Me: : You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
- Dad: : *chokes on his drink again*
- ROL: : *storms off*
- Dad: : *looks at me with a disapproving look*
- Me: : What?
- Dad: : Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.

sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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